I AM BOTH OF THEM
boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS LES MIS FLASH MOB THEN DO IT IT’LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
CONSTANT SOBBING THROUGH THE ENTIRETY
MY ROOMMATES FRIEND IS ENJOLRAS. This happened literally 20 minutes from me. It gives me chills.
If you think I’m sobbing you’re correct. Someone hire all of these people.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too. - Samuel Butler
Tangled Restrooms on a cloudy evening (source: me)
nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
okay but was there really a time when men were kind?? when their voices were soft??? and their words inviting??? was there
Mary Poppins (1964)
More details about Disney’s Moana
Walt Disney Animation Studios revealed plans today for Moana, a sweeping, CG-animated comedy-adventure about a spirited teenager on an impossible mission to fulfill her ancestors’ quest. In theaters in late 2016, the film is directed by the renowned filmmaking team of Ron Clements and John Musker (The Little Mermaid, The Princess and the Frog, Aladdin).
In the ancient South Pacific world of Oceania, Moana, a born navigator, sets sail in search of a fabled island. During her incredible journey, she teams up with her hero, the legendary demi-god Maui, to traverse the open ocean on an action-packed voyage, encountering enormous sea creatures, breathtaking underworlds and ancient folklore.
“John and I have partnered on so many films—from The Little Mermaid to Aladdin to The Princess and the Frog,” said Clements. “Creating Moana is one of the great thrills of our career. It’s a big adventure set in this beautiful world of Oceania.”
“Moana is indomitable, passionate and a dreamer with a unique connection to the ocean itself,” Musker said. “She’s the kind of character we all root for, and we can’t wait to introduce her to audiences.”
skin: do you tan easily?
i do actually. and i rarely sunburn. i also dont use sunscreen a lot which i need to not do bc that’s bad for your skin but oh well
heart: are you in love? does the one you love know?
lol no i’m not in love
lungs: do you smoke cigarettes?
nah brah i can’t risk that. theatre is about your voice i can’t do anything to damage that
chest: are your maternal instincts strong?
i guess so i mean i LOVE babies and kids are great sometimes but i don’t think i’m very nurturing??? idk
stomach: do you feel confident in your body image?
i think so. i was at my most confident when i was in school last year, oddly enough. stress and shitty eating habits in florida messed me up a little bc i gained some weight and when i got home i was at my heaviest i’d ever been but i think i’m good now
back: are you a virgin?
yeah but are u a straight guy who wants the be the first to disappoint me bc that’s what this sounds like
hips: do you like to dance
i love like choreographed dancing. if someone comes up with it and teaches it to me it is so much fun. i catch on really quickly and my last two years of high school i was unofficially in charge of helping people fix their dances. but do NOT put me in a situation where i’m in a dark room with people and the music is really loud and people are dancing on each other bc i will have NO idea what to do
so i keep getting message notifications and not finding any messages??? i know emily tried sending me one and had to so a fanmail and i can only see it on mobile???
someone try sending me something if you could. i need to figure out what went wonky